How many times does she have to tell you? Ugly people don't count.
Sometimes they just have to throw in Easter eggs so people watch the credits.
You don't plan to have sex in the stacks, it just happens.
They did this just to show off how much space they have in the back.
They knew they wouldn't survive the ice blizzard, but it was just too good to go inside.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to frighten your mother like that" - fathers everywhere