I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
"I call it... Petoria. I was going to call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport took it."
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.