My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
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Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
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Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
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For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.