Men really got the long end of the stick on pajama parties.
"Y? Oh my god what an idiot. It's spelled "W-H-Y" you stupid idiot."
Stop pumping it like a girl, there's a line. Oh stop crying.
He may be passed out during the day, but you're wearing pajama pants outside and drinking.
Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?
Yopportunity comes once in a lifetime.