I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
A family beer.
Saw this sign at food lion. Cheap beer for the whole family!
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.