Is this how things work in the South?
Did someone say that a Genius is someone that can hold two conflicting ideas in their head at the same time and not go crazy? Or was that the definition of something else?
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.