Dress for the job you want, not the job that is real.
What's the best job in the world, besides being Maria Sharapova's tennis racket?
Full-Body 'Stache: The Manliest of Manly. 1st place in a Mustachio contest.
Lava dick: the manliest thing ever.
That sounds like simultaneously the best and worst job in the world.
Easiest captioning job ever.