Congrats
Aw look, a nice "congrats on your first apartment" drawing... OH SHIT a GIANT is attacking us, run, die die die die die die die die!!!!!!
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.