You wouldn't want to make the animals sick, would you?

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts