my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.
I was wondering who was stealing my drink
My mom's dog Victor really likes Martinis. Everytime someone would set their drink down and walk away, he would jump up on the barstool and take a few sips then jump back down.
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