Public Display of Erection

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young