But what shape are his pants?

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve