Picture "Unfolded the bed and I found this - no idea what the fuck it is and it smelled awful. Took a few quick pictures and then got them to clean it up. Basically, don't stay at Marriott."
Picture "Door War with the girls upstairs.....they thought a condom on our door handle was genious.....so we duct-taped their door shut @ 5am before they got up for class (they had to call the RA to get them out)"
Picture An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.