The Look of Defeat

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere