I met Martin Landau

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore