That's not a piercing, that's a high-res tattoo of his lower teeth.
Paisley, polka dots, and piercing. Pucking pawesome.
I want a girl with a mustache and a hole through her nose.
Basic Keynesian economics.
Free advice - never get a free piercing from someone who can't spell "piercing."
It's a year-round deal. Ask for it, literally whenever.