Car into pond, nuf said

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet