If they run past you fast enough, it looks like the cup is flipping.
Obviously this was supposed to be a Mike's Hard Metaphor. I mean, c'mon man, read between the lines as you run face first into glass.
"The worst comment you can get about your brand new, full chest, tattoo."
I'm sorry sir, it appears you have an advanced case of dicken pox.
If pirates really ate there, you would need a sail-thru instead.
You can do it so long as you scan the condoms first.