I packed on a few. And became a lumberjack.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Gretchen, NO!"

You should see how she hails a cab.

She hasn't been seen since.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.