John Candy goes to College?

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young