Was 28 but we hit a cat on the way in to town

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis