King of the See-Saw

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.