"I dunno, they all just jumped in and posed on the sand so they'd ruin my picture."

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.