Service with a smile!

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness