I saw the business card hotlink and thought that my business card beat any of those

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere