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If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

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It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

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You can keep the 30 cents.

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Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

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But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

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