Here at ISU we're way above buying someone else's cleaning products

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3