THE Watermelon (part 3)
This is the Official before. We found an abandoned industrial park and rigged our 1/2 stick of dynamite with a delayed (cigarette) fuse. Faces have been covered to protect the identity of those involved in this HIGHLY illegal explosives demonstration.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.