I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
THE watermelon (Part 4-Finale)
The official after. The 1/2 stick of dynamite left NOTHING left of this thing. Pulp was plastered to the top of the light pole, and as I mentioned in the caption to the accompanying video, pieces rained down on our cars parked a good 40 yards away. Aga
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
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"Gretchen, NO!"
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Yours truly, Person That Hates You
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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They're the two most popular girls in school.
Fixed it!
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Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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