Now that's what I call a shitty situation

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost