I'll go with "c" none of the above

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.