If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
