Next we will discuss the China Sea's Giant Octopussy

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal