Jerry Garcia Look-a-like

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle