Warning on what not to do with a baby

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts