I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget!
When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.
I guess the racist white equivalent would be a Denny's ad. Or maybe L.L. Bean.
Whatever, you're not my real post-it, I don't have to listen to you.
"I want to be Chuck!""No I want to be Chuck!""No I want to be Chuck!""Wait, I have an idea."
Support truckers' rights to put whatever the hell they want on their trucks.