Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us, laugh and pong!

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere