"On April 29th 2008 Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for most popped collars worn by an individual. He popped 23 collars making him the Planet Douche World Record Holder."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.