I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Beer Twin Towers
someone said he couldent build two towers of beer so he did, then he crashed into them
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
