"Still no suspects found in the case of the abducted doll house. Furthermore, I urge none of you to look above my eyes. Thank you." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 18, 2008 See More interview doll house press conference Recommended Comments () Picture "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?" Picture "I hardly noticed that bum because of his camaflouge vest! And I vomitted into my own eyes." (You look like the homeless one, dude) Picture Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see +500,000 views Picture "I'm a US Army infantryman in Iraq. We were searching this one house for weapons and other illegal stuff, and found this instead. I couldn't believe my eyes. What was even better was the residents of the house, who could not read of speak any English, cou Picture I can staple my ears myself, thank you. Picture Warm Lovin' Apparently Great with Yogurt Comments ()