I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
"Still no suspects found in the case of the abducted doll house. Furthermore, I urge none of you to look above my eyes. Thank you."
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
