My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Furniture Porn?
This is a futon my parents gave me and my wife, and it was in the 'bed' position and i looked at that little groove there and saw it resembled female genitals! so I thought I'd send it.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.