"While miniature golfing we realized this guy in front of us had a third nipple ON HIS ARM!"
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.
To be fair it's pretty much the "John Smith" of West Virginia.
Easily beats out it's closest competitor, "Weird Aunt in a Tank Top Nipple."
"I covered my nipple so it was still PG."