Pack my box with 5 dozen jugs
I got a job working in Philly's Archives this summer. I found this really old document explaining the different types of fonts and sizes to wannabe secretaries, and this is the example text on every page.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
