Why you should never drive and text.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.