Police report that he was "super pissed" upon "taking his last breath."
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
U S A, U S A
I got bored at "S"
You know that's a sigma, which is an S, so you've barely defaced our fraternity at all.
Ever since graduation it 's just sat on its mom's couch eating Oreos and Bugles.