The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
Sometimes you have to stop and smell the boobies.
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Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
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The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
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"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
