Picture "Three Coats of Paint, nine Coats of Polyurethane, and an innovative gutter system to collect spilled beer!" You guys aren't collecting the spilled beer for drinking, right?
Picture A fully grown adult's intestines are approximately 25 feet long. By comparison, that's still only half the length of this beer bong.
Picture "you tape each beer can that you have finished/opened so on your 15th beer you will have a huge ass beer pole." ok.