My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
If you can't see them, are they really pants?
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
