But farting is the best part of eating chili!

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"