"Community Damage Billing!"--From the lesser known Fecalopoly.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip